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1. (Village Idiot) (1482↑, 184↓)
See [George W Bush].

In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: Come the millennium, month 12, in the home of greatest power, the village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader.

2. (village idiot) (612↑, 150↓)
George W. Bush, or some other inept human being

1. "Some little village in Texas is missing it's idiot." (taken from other source) 2. You are the village idiot

3. (Village Idiot) (321↑, 45↓)
The stupidest or most idiotic person in a particular village, as elected by the local populace. The kind who would steal all the sugar from an overturned lorry and go door-to-door trying to sell it.

"Read your town charter, boy. 'If foodstuff should touch the ground, that foodstuff should be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling\!" -Homer Simpson

4. (village idiot) (262↑, 102↓)
the most stupid and or ignorant person in a town. also see george bush or republican

George W. Bush or other very stupid people, village idiot

5. (Village Idiot) (146↑, 36↓)
The stupidest person in a town, neighborhood, or village (hence the name).

Your village called, and their idiot is missing.

6. (Village Idiot) (108↑, 42↓)
A gormless gimp who couldn't find his arse with both hands.

Adam Foster

7. (village idiot) (65↑, 20↓)
Prior to the Industrial revolution, before swarms of people migrated from [Small town]s, [village]s, and farming [hamlet]s to large industrial [cities] and [Metropolis]es, the populations people were around all the time (their community) were so small, that if one person within that community was feeble of mind, they were designated the village idiot. Think [Adrien Brody]'s character in [M. Night Shyamalan]'s "[the Village]" (2004) TRIVIA "Idiot" was a category in the U.S. Census back during the 19th Century which refered to mental retardation.

In the episode of [Ren and Stimpy] "Magical Golden Singing Cheeses" (Air date: November 11th, 1994) Stimpleton comes across the Man Eating Village Idiot, owner of the (see title). The Village Idiot agrees to the trade, but threatens that unless Stimpleton can prove his stupidity in a "battle of witlessness" he will eat Stimpleton. To make a long and greusome story short, Stimpleton wins the contest, leaving the Man Eating Village Idiot dead from his own stupidity.

8. (village idiot) (41↑, 19↓)
See [George W Bush], or [George Bush Jr]

The Village Idiot fell in a pit of quicksand today\! Hooray\!

9. (Village Idiot) (33↑, 16↓)
dumbest person in a neighborhood

Paul, a hillbilly, is the village idiot. His IQ must be 88, at most.

10. (village idiot) (28↑, 12↓)
A total dumbass. See [George W. Bush].

Cheney: Hey Dubya, Crawford called and said they want their village idiot back. Bush: ...terrorists\!

11. (Village Idiot) (9↑, 2↓)
A dangerous alcoholic drink consumed by idiots. Usually consists of Gin (50ml) and Vodka (50ml) with a splash of lemonade and Lime. Originated from Plymouth, in the UK, during the summer of 2002 in celebration of George Bush and Tony Blair's excellent foreign policy decisions. The Village Idiot has since become a popular drink in New Zealand and the Kingdom state of Bhutan. The most 'Village Idiots' consumed by one human being has never been documented as it's very difficult to count after three of four.

Three village idiots please barman

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12. (Village Idiot) (9↑, 4↓)
A person who is the idiot drunk at a party. This person can be the party entertainment by the things he/she does or the buzzkill if it results in something broken and/or spilt

Did you see Belinda last night? Yea, she was dancing on tables and yelling for no reason Haha she was definately the Village Idiot

13. (Village Idiot) (6↑, 5↓)
A person widely known in their community for their stupidity and ignorant behavior.

Throughout the history of time, Barack Obama qualifies as the king of all village idiots.

14. (Village Idiot) (0↑, 0↓)
Maureen from work.

Maureen you have a call on line 1, they are looking for their Village Idiot\!\!\!\!

15. (village idiot) (19↑, 26↓)
Ruben Sierra. Ruben was great for confrontations with his managers, and was labeled by Tony LaRussa as "the village idiot" after Sierra told LaRussa (at the time the A's GM) that he (LaRussa) did understand baseball because he had never played it himself. The Village Idiot (Sierra) was later branded by Joe Torre (over rated Yankee's coach) as the only player not to understand the team concept.

Sierra: "Hey, LaRussa, you don't know sh*t about baseball." LaRussa: "Sit your ass down and inject McGwire with those steroids, village idiot." Sierra: "Yes, Sir." LaRussa: "And hey, dumbass, you sure do keep some big gold."

16. (Village idiot) (22↑, 35↓)
Another name for a penis, because it can make you do stupid shit.

"Man, last night I fucked a fatty because I was thinking with the Village Idiot."

Related: idiot, moron, dumbass, george bush, george w. bush, bush, george w bush, retard, stupid, dubya, village, dumb ass, fucktard, george w, george w. bitch, american idiot, clown, cock, decider, dipshit, douche bag, drunk, fool, global village idiot, idiocy, intelligent, mental retardation, miserable failure, monkey, simpleton, tard, tool, überidiot
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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